Ohmibod wired Review

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

I AM A SELF AND OTHER DESCRIBED AS A GADGET GIRL.  AS I TYPE, THE ELECTRONICS SPLAYED ABOUT ARE

  • 1) MACBOOK PRO
  •  2) HTC SMART PHONE
  •   3) LIVE SCRIBE SMART PEN
  • 4) ITOUCH
  • 5) ELECTRONIC LASER TOY FOR MY AWESOME CAT.
  • 6) THE OHMIBOD  NAUGHTIBOD VIBE FROM VA-VA VOOM.

SINCE I LIKE/LOVE  ALL THINGS ELECTRONIC AND SEX, IT MADE  SENSE TO COMBINE THE TWO, IN A NON CYBERPUNK WAY.

THE OHMIBOD VIBES  GAINED  MASS POPULARITY A COUPLE YEARS AGO DURING THE ACCESSORIZE YOUR IPOD CRAZE. THEN IT WAS OVERSHADOWED BY ITS VERY DIFFERENT COMPETITOR THE RABBIT. THIS IS  UNFORTUNATE SINCE THE  OHMIBOD VIBES ARE QUALITY MADE, QUIET LITTLE MACHINES.

 FROM THE OUTSIDE 

THIS VIBE HAS A NICE VELVETY FEEL. AS SOME ONE WHO HAS USED PLASTIC IN THE PAST, THE TACTILE TOUCH IS NICE.  IT DOESN’T FEEL COLD WHEN INSERTED, WHICH IS A SECRET PLUS. THE INDENTS ARE SPACED  ANATOMICALLY  CORRECTLY AT ABOUT ONCE INCH APART. THIS ALLOWS DIFFERENT PARTS OF YOUR VAGINA TO GRIP THE TOY.  THE WIDTH OF THE TOY ISNT MUCH, ABOUT AN INCH AT THE WIDEST, IT ISNT GOING TO GIVE YOU A STRETCHED FEELING, WHICH IF THAT IS GOOD OR BAD IS UP YOU.   AN AVERAGE VAGINA IS ONLY 5INCHES DEEP, THE TOY IS INSERTABLE TO 4.5 SO IT GIVES A FEELING OF FULLNESS, WITH OUT HURTING, AND A GOOD WARM UP FOR THE SIZE QUEENS OUT THERE.

THE OHMIBOD TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO. IT IS DRASTICALLY  DIFFERENT FROM OTHER VIBES/INSERT-ABLE TOYS.  FOR EXAMPLE THE TOY IS NOT  ”PLUG AND PLAY” –  TAKE YOUR TIME AND DISCOVER WHAT THIS VIBE CAN GIVE.   DOWNLOAD SOME NEW SONGS, UPDATE YOUR PANDORA/SPOTIFY WITH MUSIC THAT YOU THINK WOULD BE WORTH EXPERIENCING.  MY RECOMMENDATION IS THAT IF YOU HAVE A PARTNER, MAKE A PLAYLIST WITH THEM.  THIS IS GOOD COMMUNICATION ABOUT MUSIC AND SEX.

 NUTS AND BOLTS 

IT COMES WITH AN 3.5 IN ADAPTER, SO YOU CAN PLUG IT IN TO A MICROPHONE, AN I(ANYTHING), ANY SMART PHONE.  WHILE PLUGGED IN, THE VIBE “RECOGNIZES” THEN “TRANSCRIBES” THE SOUND TO VIBRATIONS.

I ALSO HOOKED THIS UP TO MY COMPUTER WHILE PLAYING WOW.  THERE SEEMED TO BE A LONGER DELAY BETWEEN THE SOUND AND FURY THAN WITH A SMALLER DEVICE, BUT RAIDING  DUNGEONS BECAME AMAZING!  I WENT FROM A LEVEL 34 TO A 40 OVERNIGHT! .

THE INTENSITY IS CONTROL BY THE VOLUME CONTROL ON THE OUT  DEVICE . THIS IS CAN BE FRUSTRATING WITH THOSE WITH ROCKER TYPE VOLUME CONTROLS, SINCE THEY DON’T SEEM TO BE AS RESPONSIVE AS A IPHONE OR ITOUCH TYPE OF CONTROL SYSTEM.  THE VIBE DOES COME WITH 7 PRE PROGRAMED INTENSITIES, SO THAT IS AN EASY FIX!

IT DOES HAVE A SMALL LEARNING CURVE SO I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TO AS A FIRST VIBRATOR.  BUT TO EVERY ONE ELSE- THIS WILL CHANGE THE WAY YOU  EXPERIENCE  MUSIC.

– THESE  HOW-TO  VIDEOS FROM THE OHMIBOD  ARE SFW


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