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Eat your hearts out

Friday, November 2nd, 2012

My good friends over at  EdensFantasys  had me review a lovely piece of lingerie.

The packaging of the product was great. It came boxed, and had tissue paper wrapping. It also came with three sections for each of the items. This is a good selling point for me because I tend to lose smaller pieces of lingerie.

It does say gift set in the title, but I was not expecting it to be elaborate. I was pleasantly surprised. This makes it a great spur of the moment gift. It is geared towards V-day, but the red could be a super sexy Mrs Claus!

It comes with rhinestone hand cuffs, pasties, and a G string.

The handcuffs are poorly made. When I strapped them on my wrists one section of the glued on rhinestones split off. Also while moving around the chain that connected the handcuffs broke. The picture shows that the length between the cuffs is longer than it is. When I measured the length of the chain it was was under two feet.

The pasties were adorable. They were well constructed, and did not fall off during play. They were also easy to remove, and did not leave any residue. However they had a sticky backing that was limited them to one time use. If I was going to wear them again.. I would do so under a fishnet shirt to set them off!
The sticky backing could also cause possible allergies with sensitive skin. I have emailed Leg Avenue for the chemicals used. I will update the review when I get a response.
They were also large enough to cover my areolas, which are larger in size. I would invest in some liquid adhesive so you can reuse the pasties. ImageImage

Another plus is that the G string is one size fits most. It is a tie string, with amazingly cute hearts that dangle from it. This is a boon for those of us that don’t fit in to straight sizes, especially those from Leg Avenue.
The quality of the G string was not great, but these are not underwear that make their way out into the real world.


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Sexy panty by Leg Avenue
Material: Nylon / Spandex

Pretty Pretty Anal Princess

Sunday, June 24th, 2012
Safety First – This pdf will help with any anal sex questions you may have
My first anal toy review!   I received this toy from an boyfriend a few years ago.  It has been placed in my usual round of toys. 
      This was a great present for me.  I am picky when it comes to things that I place in or on my body.  This plug is made from stainless steel and Swarovski crystal. This is makes it amazingly easy to clean and sanitize.  It will never degrade, corrode and is non porous.  This also made the toy heavy.
It made anal play feel “pretty”
        All too often a consumer is faced with  ugly anal toys. They are black, grey, shaped like road cones.  Beads can come in all colors, but usually are made from yucky plastic. I prefer plugs because I  like the snug fit, and the fact I can wear them out in public.  I have the large, which is not as large as some plugs.  The details are here
•  Overall Length: 3in (7.62cm)
•  Insertable Length: 2.5in (6.35cm)
•  Circumference (at widest point): 4in (10.16cm)
•  Diameter (at widest point): 1.27in (3.22cm)
•  Weight: 0.4 lb (6.4 oz)
        Your anal cavity is a lot like your mouth, where the actual size of something is not always the size it feels like.  Even with lube, the first few times using this toy was an exercise in patience.  It also warms to your body temperature.  If you like sensation play, you can cool or warm the plug before play.  As mentioned before the plug  feel heavy.  At  6.4 oz it is a  significant weight. 
     While bending over, gravity takes care of the weight. But walking and moving about can become uncomfortable.  I would also not recommend this plug for long periods of time  (4 hours plus) because the weight and delicate anal tissue.  It was short enough to where it felt like a plug, not anything else.
The first anal ring is where most of the nerves are, and fit snuggly there. This means that I am constantly stimulated, This was true of both the girth and weight.  Since the anal cavity will grip/clamp down , it can be difficult to remove the toy if you are not relaxed.
I recommend this toy with a partner. That way they can enjoy the “pretty” but also because the plug is short enough it does take some acrobatics to get in and out by one self. There is also the extra plus of double penetration. The steel massages the penis through the perineum.  While I as a cis gendered female used it, it could also be used by men.
         While not a P-spot massager, it does again fit snuggly in the first anal ring. The could work for men who are being introduced to anal, are ready for P-spot stimulation.  The colors range in blue, green, purple, red
       The price is a bit high but worth the quality.
1) JT Stockroom  has them for 79.00.
2) Extreme Restraints has a knock off for $10 cheaper. $69.00
3) Edens Fantasy has a non Jewel one  Pure plug medium – Anal sex toys – Butt plugs

Tenga in Tandem

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

I have been crazy excited to write this review ever since its inception.  I am always looking for ways to make my blog “stand out”. I do this by approach (educational) and humor. However I have also decided to review different toys and sexual accoutrements. I am also hoping to have a extra special male Guest Blogger!

In Sex Toy reviews, there is a large emphasis on female toys.  This is due to the fact  majority of toys are for women. This becomes a quagmire and a Ouroboros of sex toy vs sex toy review. So here I am- Putting that snake on a diet!

My goal is to have at least   25% male (both sex and gender representation)  sex toy representation by the end of the year.   This lack of diversity has bothered me since I began doing reviews.  This is hurtful to sexuality and sex education.  because only one side gets to be heard/read/blogged about. While I like the  strength of the female sexual  voice,  non cis gender and male voices are not represented.

The Tenga Deep Throat Cup is a  masturbation sleeves similar to its flashier cousin Frankie the FleshLight.  In appearance it looks like the dreaded Red Solo Cup. If you are not a country music fan, or just out of college it should not bother you.  The use of the toy was reported to me as “easy”.  It also appeared to be “plug and play”.   One would unscrew it, and thrust into it as needed.  There is a hole on the top for your finger to control the suction. Placing your finger on the small hole created a vacuum tightness, where as removing the finger allowed air to escape. This was great for mimicking the contraction of vaginal muscles.

The overall sensation was reported as a 4/5.  The lubrication was a water based lube with little smell and no stickiness. It was a tad over  lubricated for the a first time, but after play the ratio evened out. There is also a ring of pressure near the top.  This is special of the “Deep Throat” cup. This ring is meant to feel like the throat.  As reported it did not feel like a throat, but felt great.  I would imagine it felt as “realistic” as a dildo feels to a vagina.  This toy is  large, and can fit up to an 11inch penis. The Cup also was easy to use in partner play.   It stayed on the penis, but was also easy to remove, It was easy to use as a woman, and aided in foreplay.  This is a great toy for people  who want to teach their partner how to jack them off. One of the concerns I had was the lube.  As a note it is propylene glycol based, and some are allergic to it.

Since it is a masturbation sleeve the comparison to the FleshLight is unavoidable.  A Pro over the Fleshlight is cost.  Ranging from $10-15  the Tenga Deep Throat Cup is much more affordable than the  $60-70 Fleshlight. It is also smaller and a bit less kitschy.  A con is that it does not last as long. The Tenga has about 10-15 uses to it. The Fleshlight has infinite uses.  It is not as ribbed as the Fleshlight. This being a pro/con is up to personal choice.
I liked the idea of being a sexy reporter with my partner, and hope to do it again!

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Masturbator by Tenga
Material: Plastic / TPE

Thinking about it

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

Who wants a review of all of the  award winning  Feminist Porn movies of 2012?

I am wanting to check out

Hottest Lesbian Vignette
Jincey Lumpkin
  Anyone want to view with me?

It doesn’t look like a toy…

Monday, April 9th, 2012

Oh but it is!  The Leaf- Fresh

Where to Buy

Price : Now on Sale  119.00

“It doesnt look like a sex toy”. ….  is what I hear  when I show  my newest addition to people.

In the shape like a melted heart, partners are not quite sure how to use it.  This is the idea of the Leaf products re-teaching people, letting them discover different things, and explore. When  buying other sex toys, like anal beads, vibrators, you know, or can imagine how to use them.  But with Leaf products, their design forces you to re think what sex toys can be.

About the palm of my hand, it has almost seamless design.  Leaf literature says “it conforms to your curves”.  I think this sounds a bit to much like shape wear- what they mean is that due to it slight drag and shape,  any woman can position the toy on her vagina , no matter the shape or sensitivity.  This is especially important for those of use with extra  sensitive parts, which other toys do not take into account.

The motor is amazingly quiet, about the same noise as my cell phone on vibrate.  It is located off to the side, but does not make the toy uneven.   The Fresh has three edges, and I encourage people to try all three.  There is a pointed edge, which is fast and quick, a curved thick edge, which is slower but has more power, and still thicker faster edge.  This allows long term play and multiple uses with new experiences.

The battery takes about two hours to charge, and one gets anywhere between and hour and two hours of play.  The higher the intensity the faster the battery run out.  I like that fact that it came with its own branded charger.  I have about 15 different toys with chargers and I dont know which one goes with what half the time, which can turn play into work fast.   In order to turn it on, you push a button on the side. I noticed that when holding it, your hand will automatically hold it where your thumb will meet the button. Pushing the button longer strengthens the intensity, while a push and release will stop the toy.  The works much like a stop watch.  This is different from other toys, in that  the Fresh  only has  one button and no preset patterns.

This button can be difficult to find during solo play, but after a couple of times it becomes easier. I found that because the toy is closer to my vagina that say a vibe, I did have to touch myself in order to change the toy position/speed.  While this may not be an issue for most people, it can be for women who are not comfortable with that.   I did not have any issues with the button being bumped, or the toys being turned off during.

It did mention to enjoy with water based lube, which I did not have. I wish a packet of lube and toy cleaner would have been included. But you can always pick some up.   As a note this toy needs to be cleaned before and after use.  The silicone does attract hair/dust.   I use a toy cleaner for sensitive skin.  It is also  phthalate-free. This is important!  For more info why Start  Here :

This toy is a great gift for bridal showers, baby showers etc. This is because from the box, and even from the toy, it does not scream sex toy.  Also it comes in an unassuming brown box, which feels like a gift even if you bought it for yourself.   I would recommend this to my friends who are comfortable enough with their bodies to use the toy, to parents who are worried their children might find their toy stash, and couples who are looking for explore.

Sneak Preview!

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

I just received news I will be getting some new vibes!

I am excited to try the new eco line.   Leaf is the upcoming review! Image